Ahmmm. Colonel Klink: That raid was a complete failure! Didn't I tell you I could break this code. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter enters Klink's office] What a pleasure to see you, sir. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? Quotes.net. When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. I'm worried about spying. Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead. https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_103035, https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_quotes_103035. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, but how are you fixed for film? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. So that's a command for attention, huh? You'd make somebody a good wife. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? : This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was PROBABLY Agent "Nimrod!" Many watching Hogan's Heroes have seen the episode, the Missing Klink. And I believe a full corporal. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Have you got everything straight? Louis LeBeau: What about me, Colonel? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe it's some kind of new secret weapon. Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? General von Rauscher Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. No one in or out without my permission. Now, I don't want to sound like I'm blowing my own horn but General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You sound like a whole brass band. This is a prisoner of war camp. Andrew Carter: We haven't got time Our what? Back. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after catching Schultz accepting items from the prisoners] Cigarettes? [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. : [slams door shut]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: But, But this is classified, General. I won't say a word. Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Sgt. Hogan's HerosHogan meets Major Hochstetter for 1st timeWhat is this man doing here Col. Robert E. Hogan: Kinch, you go with Carter and help him set up his bomb factory in Tunnel Number 3. Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, this is so degrading. 1 May 2023. Cpl. Nothing! Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh that's quite alright Herr General. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's make him unhappy - nasty unhappy. You will all stay away from that rocket. In. Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." Take him away, Klink. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from - Quotes.net Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life or will he? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! Let me say, sir. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I feel the same way. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Web. : That *is* bigger than a piano. Hans Georg Schultz: Achtung! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Peter Newkirk: [looking at the burnt money in his hand] It's the story of my life. Louis LeBeau: The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris. Boy, that stuff is really unstable! Peter Newkirk: No, I use the letters to cover the holes in my underwear. You know nothing! Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, I appreciate your concern, General, but I can assure you, you need not worry about my life being in danger. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It must be the underground. Schultz: You are going to be executed in the morning. Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. It was a message. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Speak up, Schultz. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [does so] Sorry, general. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled. [Schultz had been drinking wine all afternoon]. I'll call headquarters and have them send over a cryptologist. My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They were going into town for a very good reason. I'm a cryptologist. Sgt. Release Dates Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you have nothing to worry about, sir. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I did not mean you sir , you're not clever. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coor. My men gave it to me. I fully intend - - Hogan, why are you so composed? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're the same bunch of guys that put him in business. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: [talking with Colonel Becker] General Burkhalter tells me that you are the commandant of a POW camp, just like me. And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Hans Georg Schultz: [Very excitedly] It's Bee-yoo-ti-ful! No, we don't got him. Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? : Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan, I will not go down alone. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe the Major didn't mean it when he said 'heads will roll.' You can transfer to a frontline combat unit. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Oh? Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And then Wagner's brother shoots Colonel Klink. Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Close the gates! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If I do, I'm liable to shoot him myself. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan? Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? What good is a rusty monocle? [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this man doing here? Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. Schultz: No, Herr Kommandant! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Sgt. The Gestapo is taking over. : Hans Georg Schultz: But don't let the commandant see the monkey. Officer: But Herr General, I've not even greeted you yet! [everyone except Hogan continues to shout and sing]. Back! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. : I'm not holding a girl. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Major Hans Kuehn: Very interesting. What do I do? Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? Back to Stalag 13. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. : What is going on there? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan thinks he can outsmart me. Official Sites Peter Newkirk: Don't keep calm - everybody panic! Web. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, no, no. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Howard Caine Major Hochstetter Page - Facebook Sgt. - Oh, excuse me a moment, general. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Col. Wilhelm Klink Mouth stuffed with cotton wool! That British agent? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Whose side are you on? We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. Throw away the key. That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. A secret is sacred to me. Did you hear me? Col. Robert E. Hogan: After two years here, who cares what they look like? Who's worried about firing? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? | Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. That's a good one. Sgt. Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Even that will not discourage me. The man can't dance. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm at your disposal, Captain. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? : Col. Wilhelm Klink: A-ha, those Staff Officers they are so clever. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. He knows what he's doing. WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? : Unquote. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [walks in] KLINK! Andrew Carter: Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I was not aware that it's my birthday. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally For me? Gertrude Linkmeyer: I would like to get married again if the right man came along. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? Col. Wilhelm Klink: An escape from Stalag 13? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Kommandant Klink's orders. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? What is going on there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. Back General von Rauscher: Who are you? Oh lovely tunnel I must say- pity it doesn't lead into a bank. He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. (a beat)Orders from the Fuhrer himself were not to surrender and to fight to the death. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Col. Robert E. Hogan: A birthday gift for you. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. [Sgt. Colonel Feldkamp would have to be a Standartenfhrer. Colonel Hauptmann is a very lucky man. [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. The Defector | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom What is this man doing here? Hans Georg Schultz: I said 'Achtung!'. You can depend on me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: How do you explain this, Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? : Cpl. Review 8 Howard Caine does a great job in this episode This is a nice story that was well acted. Learning to erase his Southern accent, he went on to became a master of 32 foreign and American dialects. It's superb. : Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. You'd better brush up on your German, Schultz. Traitors, all of you. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I think I have an idea on how to explain the noise. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I distinctly told you Wednesday, not Tuesday. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? My lips are sealed. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. Cpl. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink, a German officer has been insulted. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this man doing here? Marya Marya: Poor Putzie. Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: There's one nice thing about his being here. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Hogan is kissing Tiger goodbye out on the compound]. Goering is a fat rat fink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Colonel Klink: Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General. Kissing prisoners is verboten! Cpl. I will give you any information that I have. Scene with great timing between the three actors (Howard Caine, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner). I don't know the answers to any of those questions, but I saw an episode the other day with a smoking hot frauline in it, who Hogan out-foxed and had arrested by Maj. Hochstetter. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, that's the way I picture him. Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! | Sgt. Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Sgt. Andrew Carter: Yeah, and Klink's happy - nasty happy. After service in the Navy during WWII, Caine continued his studies at The School of . General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not like you. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. It's of great military importance. The show is now better recognized than the serious movies it was making fun of, which is why there are modern viewers who wonder why anyone thought the subject matter was funny in the first place. Hogan's Heroes / Trivia - TV Tropes Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! I got so excited. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. The rest is detail. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Thank you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: No, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's a lot better than if he saw him lying in the sack goldbricking. Howard Caine Cohen (1926-1993) - Find a Grave Memorial Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? I have? James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: [skims through a collection of maps and finds Pittsburgh] Pittsburgh? Hopefully, you will go. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [addressing the prisoners] And while I'm on leave Col. Kureger will be in charge of Stalag 13. We don't want our audience walking out on us. Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, I'm grateful that a lion didn't walk into your barracks. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! * What witness? [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand]. General von Rauscher Was it really Colonel Crittenden who was responsible for yesterday? Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. : We got our rights; we're as good as they are. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did you hear that, Schultz? Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. General von Rauscher Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Hans Georg Schultz: I could use a few letters myself. Hogan's Heroes Quotes : Schultz Mueller: This one looks stupid . Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's obvious, major. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. We've got him. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. And I believe a full corporal. Hochstetter had several catchphrases, including (referring to Hogan) "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?", and "I will surround this camp with a ring of steel." He would also shout "Baah!" as he leaves the room, when frustrated by the camp's incompetent commanding officer, Colonel Klink. You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Carter? Mental fitness, that's another. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. : Come on, tell us about it. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, now that you mention it, so would I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [looks in Newkirk's mouth] Aha! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [surprised] I thought I'd done *everything* in this war! We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Sgt. Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. Hans Georg Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. Cpl. Captain: I have orders. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. !" As an SS-Sturmbannfhrer, Hochstetter is outranked by two full grades by Colonel Klink. Hochstetter for example would have to be a Sturmbannfhrer. She must be an orangutan. Not a laugh in the book. Basic vowel substitutes. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? Howard Caine. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, the Baron was clever alright but not quite clever enough. Did you hear me? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Do you think I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. Andrew Carter: Three firecrackers and a can of lighter fluid. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. Col. Robert E. Hogan I was the top man in my unit. Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. General: But I don't want to leave the country. Have you read his book on the chain of command? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Oh, I don't know. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. See also Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Now, is there anything I can get you, General, before you go to sleep - perhaps a glass of warm milk? What witness? Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Hochstetter's Heroes Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening, a hogan's heroes Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Sgt. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [sarcastically] Really? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. Sgt. Lurch let in cragnik.". Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Helga: Are you volunteering for active duty Herr Kommandant? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. What is this bungler doing here? Col. Wilhelm Klink: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? Even if I say so myself, when I turn on the charm, I can be irresistible. Bad scene, Major. Company Credits You only thought he was stupid. Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Sgt. Like coming home to mother's cottage. Mix 'em up. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, I believe I have. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I am a man of many sides. Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's get our prisoner first. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Hogan: OK, I will. Hi there. Sgt. Hogan: Oh, yeah. Something like that. Who am I? Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten. So handsome and so unlucky. Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. : Given the high rate of sabotage near the camp, Hochstetter is highly suspicious of Hogan and comes to regard him as "the most dangerous man in all Germany." Hochstetter's position in the Gestapo makes Klink clearly fearful of him, while Burkhalter, who openly despises Hochstetter, is not. Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Peter Newkirk: You don't think I'd let a Frenchman make the tea, do you? Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Colonel Klink: [trying to demoralize Hogan after air-raid] No damage was done and your bombers suffered severe losses at the hands of our illustrious Luftwaffe. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you? I'm worried about spying. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Sgt. Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm not worried about your life. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Col. Klink and Helga are listening to music being played by the POWs] You know, Helga, do you know that the whole of our beautiful national soul, our culture is expressed in "The Ride of the Valkyries?". General von Rauscher : Who are you? Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: I got into the wrong conversation. Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. [walks towards door, gives his classical] BAH! Colonel Klink: This is Germany. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. I mean, how do you roll a *head*? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! You live better than Goering and you're twice as big! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [indignantly] That's to keep the tooth warm! Witness? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your lying! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [draws gun, pointing it to LeBeau's head] Take your choice, huh: waltz, foxtrot, or shot as an escaping prisoner. Andrew Carter: And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz. Sgt. Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after Newkirk and Carter have been caught escaping] They weren't really trying to escape. Sgt. That's what I would like to hear. Quotes from Hogan's Heroes - Tripod Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter, Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter - IMDb Take him away, Klink. What does he look like? The War is back on! Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! : Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor?