Wellany wayseeya! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Maybe I should just give up. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. She was extremly upset. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. My sister. "angry mob form"? Goodbye! Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? ALWAYS. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! AwwwwwI'm touched! It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Yeah. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. while others are thinking "Who's John F. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned . There is always someone worse off and better off than you. Happy? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. I rule the Internet! The end is not here. Cookie Notice Pikachu! You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. I should be asleep. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. It does all my Math for me. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. That's is just so extremly creepy. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. No? But wait! She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Because I have nothing else to do right now. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. I love the little tacos, I love them good! When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. Can a senile person write? This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. Maybe they're here right now! Okay. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. * IT'S NOT FAIR! A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. That sounds good, too. You cannot deny it. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. I'm back. I don't want a full year of work. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! And more than slightly embarassed. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. The best way to be brief is to quit now. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! there were bugs. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" Like Follow. My mom said that she didn't care. And still frustrated. Guess what I wanna do. But everything else I've said so far is true. No, really. I'm back. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. Just "imagine" I have more!? You know, the small, white feather. I'm back. Jul 2. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Alrighty then. Or CRAP, for short. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Number One: I could have cured cancer. Did it make more sense that this text? Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. That's talent. What values, you say? I usually have less than 30 minutes. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Needless to say, I felt right at home. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Then it would be okay. Look verbatim up. HOW, I ask you!? I'm just basically typing nothing. I haven't exactly advertised this site. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Out loud. You don't know either? I'm back. She didn't know. Bubble Head. from graduation. I needs the duct tape! THAT IS ALL. Today I will be mercifully brief. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. and " You think Jenny's weird? I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). America? Suprised? and our So far this is nowhere near the world record. Perhaps their just trying to be nice. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. Wellthey are. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. maybe the longest text ever. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Hours of completly useless fun! What's that? Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? My dude red. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" Here, topic, topic, topic! Waithowhow can I BE logic? See? There's more! Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? I love my work, I love the kids I work with. Okay, fire is loud. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! I'm back. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. As long as I'm happy, right. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. If that happens, then no one will read this. Does the commercial take that into account? There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . I only signed up for a semester. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. As long as the bear blends in, you know? You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. Spooky, huh? Think about it. Soair pressure can be a good thing. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac.
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